NEW RULES

Ben called the three older boys to the kitchen to explain a new rule he was making. I had to intervene.....

Dad:  "Alright boys. New rule. If you attack someone and they retaliate, there is no crying if you attacked them first."

Mom: "Uh, boys, update to the new rule....how about we don't attack each other in the first place."

Sometimes it's just better if Mom makes all the rules.